my ideal saturday
wake up
have a wank
do a bong
have some scrambles eggs
watch some tv
head into town
meet me friend for lunch
buzz back home
have a bit of banter with me ikkle niece and nephew
do a bong
meet me mate after work
head to the pub for a dinkiepoos
back to his gaff
more bongs
back home
chat with ma Daddie
hit the sack
have a wank
off to sleep
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