The first Omen - An insult to intelligence, an insult to the medium of film, may as well call it an insult to the core of humanity itself.
Grafted - The poor man's Substance.
Bull - The poor man's Dead man's shoes. Full of Eastender's calibre types.
Hundreds of Beavers - This is a throwback to ye auld slapstick comedy of old a la Laurel & Hardy/Tom & Jerry, but darker and on roids. I couldn't stop laughing. One thing of note: copious amounts of upper and downers were involved so take this with a pinch of salt. My partner was bemused and needless to say less involved in the debauchery which may or may not explain the, whatever.
Don't Torture a Duckling - The usual Fulci whimsical, batshit-brutality.
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