I admire David Lynch, and his uncompromising view towards his art, but man, his films are boring to me.
Beyond boring. Pointless, which is the worst thing any art can be.
Mulholand Drive - could care less. horrible people doing horrible things, as if thats new or interesting. I hate hearing other people's dreams. Why would I want to see a film of it?
Lost Highway - I turned this boring shit off less than halfway.
Twin Peans Fire Walk with Me - I fucking hated Twin peaks and I hated this stupid fucking sequel film. Notice how few PoC there are in any Lynch films. (Richard Pryor was "in" Lost Highway)
Wild at Heart - Another boring movie about shitty white people. Boring, stupid, insipid film.
Blue Velvet - everyone I knew that loved this film seemed a potential predator waiting to happen. Boring fucking shit about shitty people doing shitty things. Who fucking cares? not me.
Eraserhead - the OG film of being weird for weird's sake. Pointless plot. Terrible acting. famous for being so shitty that people think its deep.
That's my rant. may Lynch rest in peace and may I never have to see any of these films again.
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