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Originally Posted by choc e-Claire
Need some help for a Media project - can you guys give me some realistic-sounding but fake news events for me to write about?
We have to make a newspaper in class and I need shit to fill out the pages. So far I've got my front page news (anarchist attack on the inner-city train station), but I'll need three or four other articles.
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in Germany unfortunately there have been such events
how about a a fake sounding realistic headline?:
Gay people exist because pregnant women have anal sex, claims bishop
here's one:
Oprah Winfrey has finally announced that she will run for Democratic presidential candidate for 2020, with Ellen Degeneres as vice-president
(insert any other name as you wish
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Netherlands will wage war against Norway because they have stolen their fjords