so... no retreat no surrender... van damme’s first credited feature film
started with the rifftrax version seen above but soon felt that the commentary was trying too hard, and the movie was ridiculous enough on its own and needed no additions, so i went for the original, which is on youtube with out of sync dialogue (perfect).
it was the biggest turd i’ve seen in ages, but it was so bad it was funny instead of painful... and yeah, i enjoyed the experience.
i used to know a dude who liked this movie in earnest. like, he took it seriously and all. imagine that!