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amazing schalke victory over dortmund in today’s revierderby (“revier” cuz they’re both from the same industrial ruhr valley). or mybe amazing dortmund defeat cuz they themselves sucked? the schalke goals were great btw, the first one knocked the camera behind the net and made for a great shot ha ha ha. the 2nd was a free kick by naldo so fast the keeper just saw it fly by like lightning.

anyway the new dortmund coach (peter stoger, ex-cologne) seems to me in trouble. why can’t they win with him? i don’t know.

worst thing it looks like batshuayi has an injured ankle (i’m writing this while they treat him). he’s crying like it’s broken.

with this result schalke leaps ahead to 2nd place on the table. where they haven’t been in ages.

the new schalke coach is great—young unknown guy basically.

last year’s derby started with dortmund beating them 4-0 and halftime and schalke came back to tie 4-4.

schalke stadium going bananas right now. looks like nobody leaving.

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SO: biggest party of the year or funeral?
OH! you must be getting shitfaced in the streets now. congrats!! xD