Just went through a run of SHIT movies....
I had high hopes for Crimson Peak because I like Del Toro, but goddamn.... this was a beautifully filmed movie but the story could have been cut by like 40%...Gothic horror is not my thang. The ghosts looked cool, but I have never found ghosts scary, since they are incorporeal and cannot actually touch you or hurt you..... boring.
wow this was boring. I turned it off about 45 minutes in because I COULD GIVE A FUCK. I love comics, and I thought the first Avengers movie was great fun, but jesus fuck this thing sucked from the get. Does it get better? I will watch the rest of it eventually but it was a fucking letdown.
I watched this last night. I am a big fan of Danny McBride and especially Sam Rockwell, but fuck if this was not the slowest wanna-be satire around. McBride is hilarious in his scenes, but the rest of the movie unfolds as the glacial pace of a typical indie flick. fucking dull as fuck.