[The Soup Nazi]

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

I love how he says he was helped by his dad in starting his real estate business by a "small loan of $1,000,000.00"

I think the full exact quote was:

Back then we were living in a small place, almost a shotgun shack, you might say — I mean, the house had only five levels, plus the three basements and the golf course. So I picked up the intercom and rang my dad's studio, and asked him for a small loan to start something with beaner workforce. My dad told me to grab the loose cash that was inside a shitty platinum box above the 16th refrigerator — he said there was about a million there, and to stop bugging him because he had the Saudis on the other line. I took the money and started counting it to make sure the old man wasn't trying to fuck me over, but then I had to take a shit, so I sat in one of our solid-gold toilets and counted the bills while a couple of Eastern European supermodels shared my yuuuge cock and I slurped caviar from a Ming vase. I'm multitasky like that and that's why I'd make the best President ever.