[jon boy]

bono pops up everywhere and i fucking hate it. i saw a documentary about bukowski and there he is but the worst was a doc about old blues musicians and cedell davis is on it, he plays with a butter knife on the strings because he cant use his fingers that well due to polio, then up pop's bono talking about the blues. someone i was watching it with said how much they loved bono and we all laughed out loud until she left the room.

At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, Bono asked the audience for total quiet.

Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds. Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone, “Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.”

From the front of the crowd a voice with a broad Scottish accent pierced the quiet …

“Well, fuckin stop doin it then, ya evil bastard!”