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Old 06.16.2011, 04:32 PM   #11
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Originally Posted by truncated
I have an interview tomorrow for a job I want quite badly, but I have never actually had a formal interview before. As the time approaches, I'm getting a bit neurotic about the little things:

- Should I paint my fingernails? Should the fingernails match the toenails?
- Glasses or no glasses?
- I can inconspicuously conceal all of my tattoos but the ones on my wrists. Do those really matter, or should I wear long sleeves (seems absurd in the summer)?
- Gum or no gum (I thought fresh minty breath would be a plus, but I fear chewing gum looks unprofessional)?
- Do I touch up my roots? I don't have tu-tone hair, but to the critical eye, it could use some freshening up.
- Is it poor manners to bring in a coffee?

Any other tips? I have no idea what people notice in ordinary circumstances, let alone a job interview.

I want to be a hermit that writes technical manuals from a cave.
1 - Yes, for as long as pastel, warm colours is what you're using. Anything that gives away what your real personality really is like is a put-off for an interviewer.
- Yes, they at least reenforce the stereotype that people who wear them don't get involved into fights, thus giving the impression that you must not have a criminal record. Nevermind, they'll find out anyway.
- Hide all tatoos, unless you're applying as an extra in a pop video. Remember: you should come across as a human with a warm but machine-like attitude towards a professional enviroment. The fun comes when you have to hide your nazi-like attitude towards potential colleagues. Tatoos give away too much symbolism to a potential employer.
- Bringing in coffee is only allowed if your interviewer offers one from the refreshments provided by the company's canteen. External brands show the interviewer that you don't really care about the company.
Good luck.
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