I have a mate - good looking Irish fella. Also a massive cunt. He had a handlebar for a week, for a fancy dress thing. Ended up keeping it for a long time. Got an awful lot of ladies for it. Now, part of the thing with that, I'm sure, is that most men went 'what a cock', which immediately makes you more attractive. Or something. I don't know. Roll with it. If you're doing it for looks, stop. But if you're after ladies, there's no golden rules, and looking like shite works sometimes.
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Originally Posted by Savage Clone
Last time I was in Chicago I spent an hour in a Nazi submarine with a banjo player.
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