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Leeds is awesome. Salford is also legions less shite than Manc. There's a pub in Bristol called the Star and Garter which, all joking aside, is the sort of place that I wish I could take everyone ever. I once saw a bouncer walk up to a bloke in there and say 'sorry mate, we're going to have to ask you to leave'. He said 'Why me? Those people over there are clearly dealing' to which the bouncer said 'yeah, but in fairness mate, you're a bit of a posh cunt, and I don't really like your shirt'.
I may write a book made up exclusively of great Garter anecdotes one of these days.
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Last time I was in Chicago I spent an hour in a Nazi submarine with a banjo player.
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