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Old 07.28.2010, 10:36 PM   #11612
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I won't comment on all of them but...

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Originally Posted by noisereductions
WES CRAVEN:

Last House On The Left - 6/10.
Odd disconnect because of the "horror! rape!" and the "bumbling cops acting goofy!" scenes. I have an old old VHS of this with a cover I've never seen; the end credits say "COMING SOON: LAST HOUSE 2". The cover is seriously weird as hell, featuring no one who is actually in the film. Anyway, it's entertaining for a watch but I didn't really get anything from it. It's often "compared" to I Spit On Your Grave, which is a much more effective, unsettling film, though neither one does much for me.

Hills Have Eyes - 7/10
Deadly Blessing - 5/10
Swamp Thing - 6/10
Nightmare On Elm Street - 7/10
I ain't 10/10'ing it because I don't think it's held up very well; it's an important and "essential" film but eh. I even like a few of the sequels better, mainly 3 and New Nightmare. At least Freddy isn't "funny" in it.

Hills Have Eyes Part II - 4/10
Nightmare On Elm Street 3 - 8/10 (I wouldn't rate it since he didn't direct it but since you did..)
Deadly Friend - 6/10
Serpent And The Rainbow - 7/10
Shocker - 7/10
People Under The Stairs - 8/10
This is one of the first "horror" movies I ever remember watching so part of the rating is for nostalgia.

New Nightmare - 9/10
This is brilliant on so many levels!

Vampire In Brooklyn - 6/10
This is pretty funny... though Leslie Nielsen's Dracula: Dead and Loving It is probably better for this type of thing!

Scream - 9/10
Funny and entertaining as hell. Brilliant, actually.

Scream 2 - 4/10
Rushed shit.

Scream 3 - 5/10
A bit more entertaining than 2 though still meh.

Cursed - 6/10
Red Eye - 6/10
Saw this in theaters! I thought it started out great! It eventually turns to shit but it's quite entertaining for about an hour. Gets cliche as hell.

Pulse
- 5/10
I like the original version of this film. This is.. okay.

WHOO.
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