happy canada day
 

there is no way canada day is real, or is it similar to april fools day?

it's kind of like independence day.

but for a country that chooses to remain under the colonisers for no reason :(

If it wasn't for those "colonisers" you wouldn't exist, plus you could've been American! A fate worse than death!

It would not matter if they left the crown or not, they would still be the colonizers of the land.

Jon boy

We Canadians wish to stay under the commonwealth to keep us from becoming like our vulgar neanderthal neighbours to the south.

maybe canada should have thought about that before they kidnapped a few generations of indigenous children and sent them to boarding schools where they were sexually assaulted, beaten and in some cases killed.

You forgot bullied and regicide and raped.

regicide?
and i did mention sexual assault.

"You can't take that stuff to Canada".

oh what? America's squeaky clean history, slavery much! Help build your way of ease! Famous African American, Harriet Tubman help blacks escape slavery and seek refuge in Canada.

But yes, residential schools are disgusting and vile event in Canadian history.

canada had slaves too

C'mon now y'all.


Let's spread evil...together.

You're a real barrel of laughs.

Fuck Canada.

....if I had a nickel everytime I was asked that, I could BUY canada.

But to answer your question, because I've already frighened off the French, and let's be honest, canada is the next best thing.