Happy Birthday Sn@ke
 

get drunk today!

parabéns. hoje é a partir!

Happy b-day King of the snakes.

Happy Birthday Sn@ke.

feliz aniversário!
que vocês sejam muito felizes!

happy birthday

Happy birthday Sn@ke.

Gloria: Oh, Monty, you saved me! And to think I was once in love
with that dirty low-life, with his arrogant smirk, gutter
mouth, tough-guy attitude, macho tattoos, hair that can't
be tamed, [sighs] prison-sculpted body ...
Marge: Uh, oh.
Gloria: I'm sorry, Monty. [kisses him goodbye, and leaves] Oh,
Snake, don't ever change.
-- "A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love"

Happy birthday, have a good one.

i so want to see that episode again...one of the best simpson scenes ever is the one with the monkey aphrodisiac.

With this powerful aphrodisiac, I'll be a regular Cassanova. It's made from the pockets of a pocket-fox...an animal that existed for only three weeks in the sixteenth century.

The same episode opens with Homer writing the fortune cookies.

Homer: (reading his fortune) Geese can be troublesome.
Pfft...I can write better fortunes than that. These fortunes are terrible.
Manager: Is there a problem, sir?
Homer: These fortunes are terrible.
Manager: A problem with your fortune?
Homer: "Geese can be troublesome"...sheesh.
I already knew that. Some guy outside told me.
Manager: And I suppose you can write a better fortune?
Homer: (confidently) You will be aroused by a shampoo commercial.
Restaurant Manager: Not bad.
This man can write better fortunes than all of you put together. Go on, show them what you can do.
Homer: The price of postage will climb ever-higher.
Woody Allen: He's like a young me.
Fortune cookie-writer: Please, Yung Mi was a hack compared to this guy!

have a good one snake

happy birthday!

Happy birthday, pal.