bitch about your medical conditions!
 

eczema may well be the most annoying thing ever. i have it on my fucking EYELID.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eczema

aw
i weep for you

it's not terrible though, the only places i have it are in the bend of my elbow and now recently on my eyelid.

:/
hope it cures quick
does it hurt? itch?


i have a sore throat, nothing some tea cant cure

it stings and it flakes and it itches. i have to put cortisone and lotion on it.

My niece has that, I have it too, but I don't get it as often as before.

i have had terrible problems with my eyes in past years. had scans and all sorts of stuff. i turns out the back of one of my eyes has been damaged from someone shining a lazer pen in it. it was agony at the time.

no major health problems at the moment thank god. just the odd bit of bother with my wisdom teeth.

Speeking of eczema,
cortisone is a pretty aggressive steroid hormone and isn't the only thing that helps, like most doctors claim.
Changing your diet is a better way to cure it.
There are health spa's in Turkey, where they have these tiny fish that eat off the dead skin.
They also disinfect and massage your skin on that part of you body that has eczema.
Apparently, it works wonders and it's natural.
I'm glad that I don't suffer from it, but if I did, I'd plan a trip to Istanbul.

too bad none of that shit is happening.
hydrocortisone is actually not an agressive steroid at all but quite mild. it also doesn't do shit.

i have had a kidney transplant, does anyone know how much nuclear medicine and catheters and the anaesthetic that comes with the catheters suck, pain pain pain, although i did get my own morpihne machine and button which i could administer every 5 minutes along with that having biopsies done on a kidney really fucking hurt and these are done with a local while wide awake.....

I have problems with high blood pressure - that's why I never drink coffee.

Sometimes it feels like shit.

ouch!!

prostatitis. it's a pain in the arse!

Surely that's haemorrhoids you're thinking of?

Here's some info T&B. Apparently, there are 90 million men worldwide who have this.

Mental Gonorrhoea.

I have the same thing, and I've had it for 7 months, and Canadian health care is SHIT so you have to wait 3 fucking months to see a urologist, and that's AFTER approval of a doctor, and without the approval you can't see one. I have to get a cystohpasy next week or something like that (Shoving a minature camera up your dick and into your prostate/bladder), and I'm not looking forward to it at all. It's gross, I feel like I have to piss for 12+ hours a day, and it's been for the past 7 months...

Ever since I overdosed on datura, I've had a minor case of Choreoathetosis too, so I have really small muscle twitches a few times a day. It's improved since then, the twitches aren't as strong and not as often either. I'm sure in 6 months it will be all gone, datura effects can last years, and then go away.

Other than that, I'm not too bad:
-Carpal Tunnel Syndrome
-these weird lumps of skin grow right close to my fingernail
-Severe allergy to yellow jackets, and minor allergy to cats, dust etc...

Well it could be something much worse.

I don't really have any ongoing problems myself. But I was once in a supermarket at the cheese counter when an elderly man hobbled up and the lady behind the counter greeted him with "Alright, Sir, may I help you?"

To which he replied:

"Not really. I've got blood coming from my penis."

Christ on the crapper. I bet she wished she'd never asked.

I'm losing a back molar and getting an implant. Had a crown put on last year and apparently it has "failed," according to my dentist. I think he just wants more money, but who am I to be critical?

i am allergic to a few things (such as dust) and all those allergies affect my lungs and airways, so i'm constantly coughing and having breathing problems.

i also have a very weak back and shoulders and quickly get muscle cramps in my legs when i walk or stand for a long time (it's that bad that after a trip to the city or going to a concert, i have to take warm baths during the night t be able to sleep)