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I quite like the humor of the new boards. What they've written down beneath each thread. Anyone missing the old board and how you have to click through pages and pages of threads sometimes to find the one you're looking for? If feels good to finally post on the MB of one of my favorite bands. I was one of many who could not sign on when the old board went to hell quite a some months ago. Well hello to all the regulars from the last board, and welcome any new ones who have registered and were never on the old SY fourm.

we havent really got any of the old boards humour yet, like stoner jokes or nirvana jokes.

i like the humor of swamp-ass-green text on a dirty cyan background.

i think the board's humur is swell

as for humour and jokes, i got this:
Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. "I’ll have some fuckin’ French toast, " he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more fuckin’ French toast for me, " he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I don’t know, " he says meekly, "but I definitely don’t want the fuckin’ French toast."

good to see smart ass people are still around

I could post most some funny stand-up shit, if you'd like. You know, something to get stoned to. (ha ha)

humor?
what´s that

this?
Windows 95 Sourcecode

/* TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code Project: Chicago(tm) Projected release-date: Spring 1996*/#include "stdio.h"#include "dos.h"#include "conio.h"#include "win31.h"#include "evenmore.h"#include "oldstuff.h"#include "billrulz.h"/* Reference: Internal memo #99281-95 from: William H. Gates III to: Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project William H. Gates III wrote: "I have serious doubts about the 'EASY' installation-definition. It might prevent customers to think that they actually bought something _good_. Therefore I want the installation-definition to be 'HARD'. Carry on, Bill "*/#define INSTALL = HARDvoid main(){ while(!CRASHED) { display_copyright_message(); display_bill_rules_message(); do_nothing_loop(); if(first_time_installation) { make_50_megabyte_swapfile(); do_nothing_loop(); totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system(); search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2(); hang_system(); } write_something(anything); display_copyright_message(); do_nothing_loop(); do_some_stuff(); if(still_not_crashed) { display_copyright_message(); do_nothing_loop(); basically_run_windows_3.1(); do_nothing_loop(); do_nothing_loop(); } }/* Reference: Internal memo #99683-95 from: Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project to: William H. Gates III Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project wrote: "Dear Sir, Since we have found that this last piece of code within the 'if'-statement will never execute, we descided NOT to include it in the final code. This way we will save atleast another 5 megabytes of consumer-diskspace! Thank you for listening to us, the executive managers of the Chicago(tm)-project "*//* if(still_not_crashed) { write_cheer(); finished(); }*/ create_general_protection_fault();}

HA HA! I'm laughing my fucking ass off at that one.