Dog fights
 

There have been kids making their dogs fight outside my house often at night.Should i report these bastards?Yes i think i should.

Yes, as long as they don't find out it was you and get their dogs to rip your throat out.

That's what i was thinking but i doubt they would know it's me.

Try and disguise your accent, turn the lights off, and hide under a table when the rozzers arrive.

My neighbourhood is generally ok apart from the myriad fucking gangs that hang outside the estates

Or wander past nonchelantly, muttering to the kids, "fucking pigs...lovely dogs".

You kidding?Not the best place to hang out at night.Those basketball grounds are the scene of many a bycicle being mutilated and kicked around.

Let's go with the hiding under a table option then.

Definitely report the cockheads.

Mah those kids are just having a blast, don't destroy their fun. However if it ends in their fun, and being arrested call the cops, But do it in a American Accent so they won't know it was you.

I strongly disagree. Yr saying making dogs fight eachother is "fun". Similar to 'bum fighting' only no "rewards," fucking retarded assholes being fucking retarded assholes.

I know I was being sarcastic.

Oh... sorry about that then. My online sarcasm detector is pretty sucky.

You need to regularly download the new sarcasm definitions from the software provider's website. There's new sarcasms appearing all the time, and those detectors get out of date pretty quickly if you're not careful.

Um, maybe you should move, where abouts in London do you live?

no plastic sun,look how it burns
no plastic smile,just tears
no greasy hear,always wash but never cut,and they don t want to grow
not frigid but fragile.

me myself and i

sunday makes me sad monday makes me sad.is there any day left for me to breathe.

get a massive dog and set it on the kids.
cops are useless. theyl just make the kids go somewhere a bit quiter to do their dog fighting/