Pictures of my big ol' boner: inside
 

Perverts!

You don't get to see my privates unless I'm in love with you. Of course, if I'm not in love with you and you've got your top off and you are on top of me and I'm attracted to you and you really want to see it. . .

then you can.

yeah....

You pricktease bastard.

I was expecting some penis. I'm pissed.

I'd best step up to save the day: SpectralJulian's cock - the artists impression.



[from smallpenispride.com]

I see no picture. What a terrible day.

That site is wonderful.

http://www.smallpenispride.com/faq.htm

it's me knob.

• Asian girls will sigh audibly with relief when you strip down.

That website is phenomenal. Had I a small penis, I'd use it as the fucking Bible.

Likewise. I'm a bit more like this:

I am dissappointed Spectral.

Wait, does he have an erection or is that limp?

Because that looks like it would be a straight 6 erect, which is normal. Although limp size and erect size don't always correlate, so his whole site would be crazy just to have a limp picture.

If that's erect though, I feel bad for the guy.

It has to be pretty small though because he said girls don't get the gag reflex from sucking him, and my penis which is a bit over 6 gives girls trouble (they can't get to the base deepthroating :( )

I swear my penis is an inch larger and much harder when I'm making out with a girl than when I'm masturbating, which is the only time I've measured and got slightly more than 6. I need a girl with a ruler to proove my theory!

Because girls always think it is big.
Either:
they are lying sacks of dogpoo
they are dumb as a brick
5 is the actual average
or it is bigger when around them

Anyways, the small penis guy said his penis can invert. I'm wondering what exactly he means by that. Like if there is no protrusion at all.

looks limp to me.

Hmmm, I wonder how tall he is. It is hard to get a sense of scale to tell if his penis really is small.

His penis looks weird though. Mine is much prettier.

yeah mine is straight and floppy, his is like scrunched up like a scrunchy. mines no behemoth, but atleast its pretty.

The head of his penis looks like one of those little rubber things that you put on the table and then they jump up in the air. Really rounded, like a little dome. Mine is more strawberry shaped, the way it should be.

that pecker-dicked fellow has some self esteem issues, plus he hasn't interacted with many girls in his life.

looks like site of the week!

How can a schlong look nice? They are the most disgusting things ever. Now, a mangina is all tidy and neat...