Annoying Neighbors
 

Gawd they are fighting on the next apartment over, and won't shut the fuck up. And they are cooking and the blender is really annoying me.

My neighbors like to leave their 9,000,000 watt front light on all night long every night, and it's on the side of the house we sleep on.

Still, we make a lot of noise, so I don't complain too much. My other neighbor is cool. I have no desire to go to war with my neighbors. My bandmate recently had to move because the woman who lived below him was a complete psycho and drove him out of there.

A good way is to ring their doorbell and then run away. Or stand outside their window and change their TV channel with your remote control.

edit: oh, you mean you have annoying neighbours. I'd say ring the police, but I see from the other thread that that's out of the question. If you tell them to knock it off, are they the types to take offence? You have my sympathy, anyway. Put some loud music on.[

my neighbors are rich twats. good thing i'm not paying to live here.

My neighbors live on the next building on the second floor. I sually play Confusion is Sex when they start their music.

Haha.

My neighbors are pretty cool.

We get new neighbors like every 3 months because the people next door keep moving. The last set of people couldn't speak English, so let's hope this new set goes better.

My neighbors are hispanics. They are loud. We are loud. They sell drugs. It's fun.

my neighbors have the same last name as my family, so they get our mail mixed up regularly.

I was offended at first, but then I read more so i Stop caring.

Being offended is so lame.

This is the funniest post i've read by Hayden in a while.

whiskey-stained buck-toothed backwoods creep
grizzly bear motherfucker never goes to sleep - BH

BH=bong hit

One of the best beck songs ever.


Is that a good thing? I'll continue spouting whatever bollocks springs to mind and hope the pretend people who live in my computer find it funny.

The deadpan delivery.

By which you mean "I'll continue spouting whatever bollocks springs to mind and hope the pretend people who live in my computer find it funny"?

Yes. I'll edit that in. Thanks for spotting that, imaginary friend.

No worries, fictional fag.

Careful there,Glice.........fictional cock?erm.......

No, see, Glice is right. The only thing real about this entire board is cock. Cock will always prevail.