switzerland
 

i was quickly welcomed to this nation by a sign much like this one. i'm all sweaty due to all the hard work i was doing to destroy switzerland


and i mean there's a worse one, a white sheep, removes a black sheep from switzerland by kicking it in the ass
for more security



what's the deal with this country, couldn't figure it out myself as not many people seem to like talking to me

if you want to drink that wine stuff all the time don't hate on the motherfuckers that pick yr grapes, meanies

ironically, in the late 1800's Switzerland was a refuge for European revolutionaires (real revolutionaries committed to violence, not the "let's have public sleepovers so the cops can get us on tape" shit we have to put up with now).

I blame the other two sheep for sitting there, silently watching as that fascist beats on our black brother.

DEATH TO THE SWISS!!!

take your cheese and suck it.

inb4 Swiss people justifying their overt racism.

i don't know whether they count me as a different race, but people cross the street to avoid me, or run to the side i'm on to lock their car.

it's understandable. it's a very dangerous place to be, three people were killed once because a dude's mom wouldn't lend him money, if that many people died in yr city within a few years you'd be scared of everybody who wasn't wearing a 3000 fr watch and taking a long lunch break too

to give you a clue on how dangerous foreigners are in switzerland.


everyone leaves their brand new 3000fr bicycles unlocked everywhere

and nobody steals them

despite the fact that i once saw three grown men sharing one small bike to get to their construction job

i would steal a bike before resorting to that.

What the fuck man that's scary

all dead people
they are everywhere in europe all over the world
ain't no life nowhere
well i'm alive in that
if you know what i'm saying DUDE before i go deep on this issue

Maybe it was your odiously sanctimonious PC posturing that put them off you.