Leaving for a couple of days.
 

I will be leaving town for a coupl'a days, so i won't be able to talk with you'sez for.. a coupl'a days. i'll miss the board and all its silly users. sonic love, dudes.

How in the hell have you got that many posts? Am I hallucinating you?

Every time I see your name, I picture an ass. I like you. Come back.

Where are you going? Bringing back souvenirs?

Like PENS?

yeah, im not actually alive. im a ghost and i haunt the board, spooking innocent lasses like y'self with insane numbers of posts. the number changes every day! im going to a family thing at the "family" cottage (not actually the family cottage.. its lived in by a member, but its isolated out on a lake so we got here in the summer sometimes....) and ill bring back some leaves and rocks for you.

Screw the leaves and rocks and bring us back some food!! We're starving in here!!

why do you picture an ass?? thanks for likin' me then. and pens are good, i hate when the ballpoint is too thin though. i love pens that bleed all over.

who needs food when ya got leaves and rocks, dude?! jesus, you got absolutely no connections to yr roots do ya?! think about what our primordial ancestors would have thought of you... ya little ingrate.


but seriously.. what do you want to eat? i make a mean omelette on a bagel with miracle whip and melted cheese.

What did you not understand about the pen request?

No substitutes accepted.

I prefer black, ballpoint or gel (no rollerball, under any circumstances), at least .7mm. Thin barrel, not thick. Preferably retractable.

In case you were curious. You may begin shopping now.

The bagel thing sounds good minus the Mayo stuff.....unless you want me to puke in yr face.

i didn't know you wanted pens.. wow... i forgot to tell you im going to a "pen-free zone". srory man.

have fun away in the netherworld.

ok, well then i can't make it. its either that or i feed you my eye goo.

I'm hungry. I'm starving. Let's eat right now.

Hades*

oh, shush, we'll eat when we eat.

turncoated looks a little like truncated.

anywho, have fun stevie. ha! i know your name

thats it for me folks, my last words for two days ont he SY board will be "See ya in two days folks!!!!!!"

wooooo! ( i lied about my last words.)

what!!! your name isnt steve?!

yes it is, i lied about those words i said being my last words. my name is steve to the BONE, man!

BYE!

Peace fool.