Which animal ability would you like?
 

You've got ten to choose from, but you may select only one!

Perhaps you could tell us about your choice, and maybe which second ability you'd like as back up?

Enjoy.

Of course, I voted roar like a Lion. To me there's no animal as fierce & powerful as the Lion, so naturally, I'd love to have that kind of power.
But then again, every rasta would vote roar like a Lion.

Why didn't you include "lick your own genitals like a dog"?

Maybe he already does that anyway.

I would say fly, because it seems as though that must be a very liberating sensation. Otherwise, despite being arachnaphobic, I'd vote for being able to make a web, because that one ability is so key to their survival. Webs amazingly strong, self-generated (I'm sure there's some technical term for that that I don't know), and they provide both their shelter and their means of catching prey for sustenance. And they are probably one of nature's most beautiful geometric designs. And, like, Toby Maguire could do it, so it must be, like, cool.

Fly like a bat!!!

Fly like a bat. I have many flying dreams and I am sad when I wake up.

When I am really tired, I desire to sleep upside down like batman. If it were not for the blood going to the head, I would think it was the best way to sleep.

Yeah, me to. But there are those dreams when somehow, your on top of a cliff, & then you fall. I hate that feeling of falling in a dream, 'cuz it feels so real. You know how you get that sick feeling in your stomach when your falling.

how bout "fuck like a stallion"

Or, be fucked like a stallion by a girl in a beastiality porn. (ha ha)

Chew like a beaver...niiicceee.

That would be pretty sweet, if I got in any fights, I could just bite them and they'll be down

Hell, you wouldn't even have to fight if you could roar like a lion.

Fly like a bat...

I settled on swimming like a shark.

I'd like to explore the fauna and flora of the world's seas and oceans, and if I was happy swimming in freshwater too I could do the great rivers and places like Baikal Lake in Siberia.

Pleased to see a vote for the hedgehog option.

i voted for

fly like a bat

Huh.....spin a web like a spider. That strikes me as the best one there.

swim like a shark, for the same reason as hip priest. a strange and unknown, yet beautiful world is out there to explore. it would be so much easier when you didn't need any equipment, had a good swimming speed and would be able to go much deeper than the 40 meters or so that your human body and PADI-certificate allow you.

fly like a bat, and the second jump like a flea, also spin a web like a spider

chew like a beaver!

sleep like a cat!