bad jokes
 

I don't know ANY (my sense of funny is less scripted, you dig?) and today, during an interview, I was asked for my worst.

please help me fulfil my promise of following up with one via email.

so, let's have them and please, no jokes about jews, pollocks, fags, beaners or naggers. they aren't funny and won't help me at all. that said, I can't stop you from posting jokes about jews, pollocks, fags, beaners or naggers, but they won't earn you rep (and my undying love).

go go go!!

my plans are done for the evening.

and by that, I mean, I'm taking out my penis.

^^ that's your answer.

email it now.

note: I cannot link this lady bad utube standups (or my terrifically large penis - I use gmail and there's a bandwidth limit).

thank you, thank you, you've been a wonderful audience.

now post something I can copy paste, you cunts.

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did you hear about the evil tuna?


he was rotten to the albacore

ok. no jokes about rape either. I know all of those already. hell, I can write new ones on the spot (since they are so funny). here's one freestyle:

glice, a rapist and then a pedo walk into a bar. the rapist looks at the pedo and says "c'mon man, let's go somewhere else, all the good seats are taken".

thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.

I don't know man I can't help you out all my jokes are lame.

please read thread title again (and get back to me).

THAT is what I neeed.

all of my jokes are awesome.

^^^ more like this please!

A horse came went to the bar. The bartender asked him, Why the long face?

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?










Because they couldn't take a bath.

eugenius!

What do you call 36 alligators up a tree?






















































36 ALLIGATORS UP A TREE LOLZWSJH!!!

What do you call a person with down syndrome and tourrettes......






Robin Williams!

What do you call a mexican without a car?




Carlos

sda

why did glice cross the road?

there was a 12 year old Laotian boy on the other side.