Whoa Kelly
 

someone's been on a face diet

and a paris hilton facial expression short course.

She is probably Paris clone.

you can polish a turd, but it still just looks like a polished turd.

I'd like to polish her turd.

she appears to be holding a small chupacabra.

I want a pet chupacabra. :(

give her a month:

it was probably pricks like jon boy that drove her toward her current skeletal state.

i kind of know this guy who used to date her, he was in my band for one (our first) practice, then he joined a real band and went off on tour, or something

i know! lose weight or i will never talk to you again. bitch.

Jaw like a snow shovel and tattoos aside, I'd hit that.

By the look on her face it seems like she didn't for go an old fashioned diet.

I thought this thread would be about different Kelly. Nevermind then.

Prepare to be mentally scarred.

derp

is she going as paris to a fancy dress? She's probably just lost the baby fat finally. She isn't that skinny..

im sure i met her before one time... in a cave on the planet hoth

She is beautiful. I'm amazed.

yep, planet hoth.

why did that bint sing papa don't preach? her papa is in not fit state to preach to her about anythin', im sure he has enough difficulty picking her apart from any other large moving object in his feild of vision.