Collective masturbation
 

Anyone ever tried this?Any thoughts?

never tried it, never thought about it. i always used to hear tstories of the soggy biscuit variety at school. gross.

Not... umm... no.

I was going to type something else, but no is a much easier answer.

I'm down with group sex, but group masturbation strikes me as merely hilarious and unappealing.

There was this one time in music camp...

Actually, there was this one time at a 7th-grade sleepover (yeah, that's gay, no?) when a bunch of us guys compared erections. I remember we all really cracked up when this guy, a real nerd, pulled down his pants, started laughing, and yelled, "Hey, look, mine's like a big hook!" and we look over and it's like way crooked, like bent in the middle to the side at a 90 degree angle almost.

This other friend of mine was into playing "house" whenever I'd sleepover. He'd pretend he was my wife and snuggle against me in bed and stuff. That was about as far as I ever experimented with the homo erotic.

Must've been inspiration for the the LA band, The Cyrkle Jerks.

[quote=gmku]. I remember we all really cracked up when this guy, a real nerd, pulled down his pants, started laughing, and yelled, "Hey, look, mine's like a big hook!" and we look over and it's like way crooked, like bent in the middle to the side at a 90 degree angle almost.

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Oh my god are you serious? Aren't you supposed to see a doctor or something if your dick is is like that?

Probably. But what did we know from crooked dicks? We were 13. We just thought it was funny.

gmku- that about the 90-degree penis is the best thing i've probably ever read.

i'm not too interested in trying it, but i voted yes.

Yeah. I remember wondering how the poor guy jerked off. Must have made it kind of awkward. I lost touch with him but I hope the problem straightened itself out eventually, one way or the other. :)

Hence, I will stop reading it before the picture phase emerges.

If only One-Shots (no pun intended) had been around back then.

Jesus! What's this forum coming too? :D

Coming to? I get it.

What it's coming to is the fact that we have the mind of a 13-year-old.

A tragic fate, indeed.

Whose cock is it in the hand of the guy in front? Is it just a dismembered penis, a dildo, or is there a third person who's partially a ghost?

I'm in distress limbo as to whether to be confused by the phantom cock or the fact that you noticed that.

Can you not be confused about both? I am.

Tried it. Boring. Akward.

Beautiful picture, pork.