this is what modern corporat facism looks like
 

and today on this morning how to make christmas biscuits and we join our brave troops in iraq and send them your christmas wishes live in camp bastion. text us your opinion on the queen using public transport. and paul ross will be here giving us his top picks on holiday telly. Please please terrorists kill us please

Truly this is the worst of all possible hells.

now they are asking you to buy one less present for alzheimers charity. Typical consumer emotional blackmail. frankly i think alzheimer concioussness would be preferable than being eammon holmes

itv wouldn't commission my show, alzhiemer tempunants in the fourth dimension. it was intended to be a sci fi romance epic set in an old folks home but those corporate fat cats wouldn't recognise genius if it wrote them a cheque

I know a fella who's probably a genius. Can't tie his shoelaces. If I was a corporate fatcat (and mark my words, you'll all swing when I am) I'd not go near him with a ten foot chequestick. Practicality, that's what I'd be after.

Thanks for sharing.

not really, i could name at least a few worse ones

why are you watching that shit tv? are you in line at the DMV or something?

no i just moved house and there's no internet or working laptop here yet so i spent the morning watching tv for the first time in months. massive mistake

altho the tv channel for southern ireland has a proper weather girl, she looks and dresses like a witch with black hair black clothes and a green coat. not some contemptible celeb bitch. anyway the tv's off now and that's it for the rest of my life. i've watched it maybe 5 times this year when i could have just as easily gone to the toilet if i wanted to stare at shit.

go to the library. get some dvds.

i can't, i got them to order in all these old out of print pkd books that noone had taken out since the early 80's and then gave them to friends and now i'm banned. i have enough books here to keep me going.

banned from the library, now there's a hell.

If you saw the books it had you wouldn't complain. people just use it for the computers upstairs, old people sit in the shelter and read the papers. i can't do any work in public tho so its useless to me. I tried sitting at the desks to finish some peices one time but couldn't hack it. all those school kids whispering and people looking over. they saw me stinking of smoke and booze with a shabby folder of scribblings, i wasn't welcome.

someone please kill this man with extreme prejudice