You and You...
 

Is there somebody famous or not famous whom you feel could very well be yr alter-ego?

no.

unless you count my progeny, I'm a singularity.

thank yr maker.

Yeah, she's not around anymore though, so who knows.

I guess it's kinda like Seinfeld. Why would I want to be with myself? I hate myself!

this guy

no.

I dont know if this cool or not, but a lot of ppl that I know tell me that Paul Rudd has the same mannerisms and way of talking as me.

In a way I feel like that's a complement. I mean dude is hilarious. But someone actually said to me, "oh my God, Paul Rudd sounded just like you in that movie... it was so annoying." haha.

count tolstoy

As a kid, people constantly compared my appearance to Macaulay Culkin. Apart from being raised Catholic, I don't think we have anything else in common.

Then again, Mila Kunis is furiously hot.

no..

I haven't met the whole world yet, though..

the count of monte cristo

what possessed to start frying sandwiches?

all my heroes are dead.

kurt vonnegut

Weird, I watched between space and timbuktu the other day

WTF is this??????????

I've seen Slaughterhouse-5, Breakfast Of Champions, and Mother Night.

Kathleen Hanna. Don't yalz wanna slap me in da face now?

I thought Mother Night did a great job in capturing the book. It really rips ya up inside