Man blames cat for child porn
 

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/loc...,6415792.story



MARTIN COUNTY - Martin County Sheriff's detectives didn't buy it when a 48-year-old Jensen Beach man claimed that his cat was downloading child pornography on his computer.

Keith R. Griffin, of the 3600 block of Northeast Jeannette Drive, was charged Wednesday with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 child pornographic images on his computer, according to a news release.

Griffin told detectives he would leave his computer on and his cat would jump on the keyboard.

When he returned, there would be strange material downloaded, the release states.

Griffin was being held in the Martin County Jail in lieu of $250,000 bail.

Sounds believable to me.

He certainly doesn't look like a creepy fucker or anything!

so does a creepy fucker fuck creep?

You've lost me suchfriends.
I've gotten used to it by this point though...

that's funny, cuz when Barbara Walters interviewed dude's cat, Sparkles -- Sparkles said that the dude was a creep. A creep that would often try to get him "tipsy" for some strange reason. Hmm.

lol

haha, wow that is one creepy mothafucka! Shit man one look at him and you can tell he forced his cat to download it.

Hey! That's my dad! Shhiiiiiiit!!!

Surely he said that to humor the police, he must know there's no way they'd believe him.

I believe him. I mean, why would he lie?

Future note to all pedofiles out there: If you're going to make up a batshit crazy story, as least make it believable!

~Jeremy~

best excuse ever. at leat blame a human being!

How? A batshit crazy story is basically the opposite of believable? isn't it? :p

That fucking cat! always clawing curtains and downloading child porn.

I'm shocked this hasn't yet made an appearance: