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atsonicpark 08.04.2009 12:19 AM

how would you kill yourself, if you decided to kill yourself?
 
Just curious. No need to pm me here!! I have a fascination with death. I'm not going to do anything stupid...

But, yeah. What would be the best way to kill yourself? I think the whole "parking-your-running-car-in-the-garage" carbon monoxide poisoning method might work for me.

Satan 08.04.2009 12:20 AM

massive overdose behind a locked door

atsonicpark 08.04.2009 12:21 AM

On what?

Zombie Robot 08.04.2009 12:25 AM

not pills! its a slow agonizing death.

Zombie Robot 08.04.2009 12:25 AM

i dont feel right responding to this thread. way to make me feel wierd atsonic. lets bump ur finger in the butt thread instead. i can talk about that all day.

Satan 08.04.2009 12:25 AM

heroin and alcohol

artsygrrl 08.04.2009 12:25 AM

I would obtain whatever drug(s) necessary to just put me to sleep forever. I hate messy suicides. Also, I would NOT want to void in the middle of it all.

pbradley 08.04.2009 12:25 AM

I could never decide.

Dr. Eugene Felikson 08.04.2009 12:36 AM

I would take a hot bath, smoke a bowl, relax, and appreciate all that I am about to give up. Once I am done reflecting on my life and paying respects to what I love, I will slowly sink my head into the tub, until my lips are just below the surface point. Then I'd inhale.

pbradley 08.04.2009 12:39 AM

I'd probably buy a handgun and shoot myself in the head.

Nothing too high of caliber so my brains wouldn't get all over the place.

GeneticKiss 08.04.2009 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by artsygrrl
I would obtain whatever drug(s) necessary to just put me to sleep forever. I hate messy suicides. Also, I would NOT want to void in the middle of it all.


There is no such thing as a "clean" suicide. Unless your body is competely vaporized (i.e. nuclear bombing), you'll at least shit yourself when your sphincter lets go.

Satan 08.04.2009 12:45 AM

solution: shit beforehand

artsygrrl 08.04.2009 12:51 AM

Yeah! So right! FYI ...that's also what to do before giving birth.

artsygrrl 08.04.2009 12:53 AM

...oh, and now I remember someone who had a heart attack at the Opera and she shat her pants.

LifeDistortion 08.04.2009 01:23 AM

A slow painful death...called aging.

automatic bzooty 08.04.2009 02:03 AM

i haven't quite figured it out yet, but something involving inducing a sugar coma.

FreshChops 08.04.2009 02:37 AM

I'd take out all my enemies Rambo Style, rob from the greedy, give to the poor, buy some crazy expensive stuff, a few other things I dare not speak of and then go out extreme.... maybe a skydive w/o the chute. In short, try to absorb as much life beforehand.

atsonicpark 08.04.2009 03:00 AM

I gurantee that when I die, I won't shit... but I will cum.

_slavo_ 08.04.2009 03:11 AM

oh come on now, adam, don't be silly.

davenotdead 08.04.2009 03:22 AM

jump out of a plane


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