anyone have a toaster?
 

artsygrrl seems to think I don't have one.

but of course. how else could I eat all of this jam?

we have a morphy richards.




when I first read your thread I thought it said anyone hear a toaster?

mine makes a loud pop when it's done.

Anything that makes my bread crunchy,while still maintaining the freshness is a good product. This of course applies to toasters, george forman grilles, toaster ovens, even a coat hanger laying on the burner with bread on top works good.

This post just made me want to get some havarti cheese,jalapenos,hot sauce, ham and make a sandwich.

Pretend I'm a dude:

When I first read your thread, I thought it said can I stick my knife in your toaster? hee

Who the fuck doesn't have one? How else could I cook dinner for my family?

I have a toaster.

I like to toast, butter, put back in and toast some more, then apply my choice of 'spread'. Is that right?

It sounds delicious, that's the secret to the best grilled cheese too. Butter the bread like a mother fucker, then grill it, then wait for yr heart to stop.

HAHAHAHAHAHA...priceless!

hahahaha

My family doesn't believe in toasters

my bff doesn't have a toaster. however, they have a toaster oven. it doesn't really make toasty toast, though, just exceptionally hot bread.

i love you, toaster. you and yr extra wide bagel slots, yr lifty switch, and yr excess of buttons. now i want toast. mm.

wow... that really looks like our toaster.

I actually don't have a toaster in my house.

Fuck! All this talk about toasters and I don't even fucking have one. wtf.

mi toaster es su toaster, evolghost.