who here is over eighteen and still a virgin? : O
 

I trully admire anyone who is....

Admire?

Losers?

haha

You.

what?

One...

Word?!

im over 18!

whatz it TOO u?

too u. too u.

and yes, I am still a virgin. it's the only way TOO keep my job as oracle.

I was a virgin past 18, 18 years ago.

it helped my love light shine

do golden showers count

there is nothing to admire about me

I'm under 18.

if i walk past a chick in a crowded hallway and i'm half-erect and thus more sensitive to touch down there, and i brush my dick against her ass, that counts, right?

is it true that if you dont use it, you lose it?

davenotdead, that counts, especially if you leaked some jizz.

and regarding using it or losing it - while not exactly true, the longer you don;t use it with another human the more you will depend and fall in love with your own hand and that will lead to sad times when yrgirl cannot stroke you good enough and her BJ's are less pleasing to you than your rough andcalloused hand.
;)

thats why god gave you two hands. just in case one needs a break. ;)

yay :)

well i obviously don't belong in this thread then.