If you were rich, how big of a cunt would you have?
 

Hmmmmm????

does that require a special procedure, or can it be done at home?

I guess that would be the deciding factor.

I'm pretty sure it could be done both ways, depending on what you wanted to spend and how fast you wanted it done.

well...why do I have to be rich then?

can't I just start stretching it out now, for free??

I'm aiming for a cunt large enough to hide small animals, like puppies.

You could...but I'm sure you could attain it easier if you were rich. Unless girlgun is into the ancient art of cunt-stretching. Somehow, I doubt she is, but what do I know?

spoof thread....nice.

my lawyers will be in touch.

I don't think I want to be touched by lawyers.

what if my cunt already holds a world record for it's cavernous depths and majestic breadth?

should I be pressed to go further, or happy with what I have?

I would say its a personal choice. If you want to further push the limits and challenge yourself, go for bigger, but if you have achieved all of you dreams with the cunt-stretching, relax.

if I relax, it might snap back into place. :(

Maybe you can fashion sonme sort of disk or cunt-shape-holding device. Like the African tribes do...well, you know, for their necks and ears and lips and stuff.

africans make cunt-shape-holding devices? why would they do such a thing, when they are clearly more interested in chopping them up?

pictures or it didn't happen.

So that's where they're keeping all the food. The cheeky swines. I hope Geldof is aware of this.

A massive one to stuff aaaaaaaall my money in.

except, uh... not.

now if a six, turned out to be nine, I don't mind, I don't mind.... cuz I got my own world to live and I aint gonna copy you..

eh, weón, where have you been? people were asking. good to see you're alive.

^^^ could say the same for you, cursing-box-man. were you in san francisco too? I assumed you were working and / or angry. san francisco sounds like more fun.

That's what I thought the original thread said at first!

9 cm across [am i the only one who follows the subjects of the threads I read?]
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