do you make your guests take their shoes off?
 

so?

can you be more specific?

do you threat your guests with death if they refuse to take their shoes off before stepping on your property?

no i approach the subject with positive reinforcement. if they take their shoes off they get bonuses, like a mix tape or some pineapple crisps. if they don't, then we all just sit there and I talk about mudpeople.

i dont speak portuguese so i'm not sure exactly what i voted for

it translates roughly as "my sister gave me crabs, she got them from grandpa"

and hey, i speak it, and most of time i feel the same.

we need more sharks and bisons like this

Only if their shoes are muddy...

I do not.

not necessary, my place is a mess anyway.

i'm the only one that hit fétiche
what doest that mean?

I do. Americans who leave their shoes on inside are fucking idiots.

absolutely.

No.

nope

no shoes is fun, so generally yes. Though, if they have stinky feet.. then I'd probably rather they kept them on.

"ocasionalmente, só para ser cabrão."

ha ha ha ha

i put no. once upon a time when i lived in a muddy swamp, yes. but nobody heeded our pleas.

now that i live in a paved city i dont give a fuck.

guests? pfffft

nah
they keep their shoes, but get rid of the underwear which is totally unnecessary.

oh wait that was a joke.
shit.
i failed again.
bah.