where do i go finding a japanese/oriental/ husband in london?
 

help me.

I do actually have a gay japanese friend who really is the the spitting image of odd job, even down to the suit. I'll put a
word in.

japanese dudes don't tend to come to london because they have it much sweeter in in japan. although maybe that only applies to straight dudes.

the only two i know i don't fancy. i keep on seeing oriental guys i want to rub myself against, but they all seem straight.

please. at this point i don't mind secret dates anymore.

No problem, I'll tell him to leave the bowler hat at home though. Be warned though, he is polite to the point of utter mania.

i can be obedient and wash the dishes, just like a geisha. :)

I think that's where the problem might be. I think he might want that role for himself. Still, nothing ventured ...

get in there!

hmmm. i want a samurai not yoko ono.

have a wank to a kurosawa film

done and done. i turned the volume of the sound up to the maximum too.

On a slightly tangential note, I have a lesbian friend who says the only men she's ever found remotely attractive have been Japanese.

I guess i'm not Japanese enough for you.
You can still wash my dishes and be obedient though.

I have a Japanese friend who told me, "This is the crucial point. Japanese girls come to America--all the American guys love her. Japanese guys come to America--not so much. Who do we have, here? This is key."

All that to say, there are a ton of Japanese guys here, and apparently it's not for the women.

the internet or the job centre.