someone kill me
 

please

any preferences?

hard fast soon whatever

most importantly, I don't want to be able to think about it. no bleeding to death, etc.

okay, so

i learned how to work one of these last saturday, and odds are you won't survive...but google says that this guy did:

but thats only cause he tried to do it himself... you are smart by asking for help

i need the help. i need help. but, sadly (i suppose), i really just want to be free of the responsibility to protect those around me from thinking they failed me somehow.

do you have enough money to fly me to cali? i'll take care of the gun and cartridges, and don't worry, i wont need hotel fare, as it shouldn't creep me out too much to stay in your room after i off you

I don't think I have any friends who would kill me if I sincerely asked them to. I don't know if that is good or bad

Become an hero

I thought I was having an existential crisis, but the computer told me I was nihilistic. so I can't be sure.

fuckkkksskdfas

this is what internet friends are for.

i have never physically touched you, so its like blowing the shit out of pixels. simple.

may I blow your pixels?

if it will make you happy, sure

so generous

somebody kill me please
im on my knees, pretty pretty please
kill me
i want to diie
put a bullet in my heead

what song is that

im still alive :[

Nihilism is an existential crisis. Or the result of. Or whatever.

I know, but I found it humorous. Particularly the part about not being able to be sure if I was nihilistic or existential because they are almost the same, and part of the former is that nothing can be known blah blah blah whats the point wakawakawaka

I'll take the bait...
What's wrong Alex? What did you do? Anything mama can do to help that doesnt involve murder?

Euthanasia?

I suppose I'm down in the dumps. I want out of this year of high school. The future scares me. I'm losing the ability to empathize with people because humanity is a joke. Nothing matters. Suffering doesn't matter. I'm struggling to find some kind of peace and I am failing. I can't forget about it anymore. It all just keeps coming up. I'm lonely. It's all too much. There are 400 billion stars in this galaxy and it feels as though I am being stretched out by all of their gravity. And there are far more galaxies than people.