If food coloring colors food, how come your shit doesn't come out tie-dyed?
 

I mean, honestly, how come a bag of skittles doesn't turn your shit into a psychedelic experience?

by Roger Kovaciny49 on Oct 14, 2005 at 10:49 am Permalink

 

Color of feces is determined by bile pigments. When a red blood cell actually does become "tired blood," after 120 days, it is recycled by the body. The hemoglobin molecule is broken down into smaller molecules, the valuable iron atom at the center of it is scavenged, and the smaller molecules, known as bile pigments, are excreted by the liver into the gall bladder through the bile duct.

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was robin hood a real person?

Yes.

maybe I should contribute this topic as an article for Arthur then?

1. fuppy
Fat + upper + pussy = fuppy. The disgusting looking abdomen bulge that middle aged women get. Size may vary.
She insisted on turning the light off, I tried to get in but all I got was fuppy.
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2. fuppy
The adjective form of fups. Refers to characteristics of undergraduate students that annoy, interfere with, or anger graduate students. Generally implies lack of responsibility and immaturity.
"This girl I work with keeps bragging about how much she drank this weekend. She was being pretty fuppy in front of our boss!"

"Even though he is now a grad student, Paul never does any work and parties all week. He won't last too long if he keeps being so fuppy!"

"My roommate sleeps in until noon everyday. He graduated a year ago, but he still acts fuppy."

ewww pussy fat?!??! wtf

Thanks for making me even more nauseated than I already was.

Actually, a friend of mine works at an ER, and he says that food dies have noticeably been turning peoples' guts multiple colors since he started in the '90s. He's become a major natural/organic food proponent since seeing this at work all the time.

FUCK YEAH.

You sure you want that? Remember, hippies with jobs brought us Jerry Garcia ties.

if you get two bottles of grape soda, and chug them, and hold yr shits for a few hours, your next shit will be BRIGHT unnatural green, like the dayglow green of good high grad skunk weed.

if you take lithium, your shits can turn white, like dried out cat shits.

some foods make your shit turn solid BLACK. quite nasty.

That barium crap that x-ray technicians make you drink before a cat scan turns your crap COMPLETELY white.
...For like, a week.

Once when I was like 16 I ate a half gallon of lime sherbert and if my memory serves me right, I think my crap glowed in the dark.

dont hate on the jerry g ties, they are the shit! it is how round folks can fit into a square world..