I'm trying to give myself seizure
 

Through sheer volition

It isn't working, I just have a headache.

Buy 15 strobe lights and have them all going at the same time.

Watch Japanese cartoons.

Photosensitivity induced seizures are not as common as we like to think.

cutting my hair with a lawnmower

Yeah the head-injury route seems more likely.

Or you can become addicted to heroin for a year and quit cold-turkey.

o.O

hahahahaha

^^thats one of the funniest tatoos

uh no.

drink every day non stop for a while and then quit cold turkey

you'll probably have a seizure but you'll probably also die.

acousticrock87 - Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

This is true - you can't just stop drinking cold turkey! Also, it takes years for the body to recover from alcoholism.

I'm on it.

withdrawal from heroin is not medically dangerous, it just sucks ass like having really really bad flu. but worse.

withdrawal from alcohol can kill you.

drug lesson over.

Drug lesson from me: Cocaine abuse destroys your sex-drive. I know this from very ex-friends - imagine not being able to get it up - Jeez....

Haha thank you for clearing that up.

Duly noted.

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I just now noticed that I didn't put an "a" between "myself" and "seizure"

Surely this can be considered progress?

"My name's not Shirlly!"

What the fuck is that from?