this is the kind of thing that makes me ashamed of being on facebook...
 

some older guy from my school sent me a friends request which i begrudginly accepted and wow... what a cunt.

he looks sort of like a fish with bad hair; bulgy eyes, fat cheeks, constant smarmy smirk, and lets not even get started on his personality (or lack thereof). but anyway, he think's he is god's gift to women, and he's constantly trying to persue them.

so anyway, he seems to be hitting on this girl who looks about eight, but to make it worse, every few hours he updates his status to something annoyingly cuntish...

(his name has been changed)

John - Ticket= 40£ Drinks=10£ - Pulling a bird half naked on the dance floor = PRICELESS - Foam party was lej.

John is thinking heis luck is changing in the girls department!

John is thinkin he is back in with the ladies

John is Thinkin if he could just meet up with this girl summink would spark!

John wants to meet up with her! - and heading off to the gym!

John is jammin in his room! wanting to see her!

John has just got told and feels like a twat!

John feels gutted!

John is ashamed of himself.

John is a Donut!*

no, screw feeling ashamed about being on facebook, it makes me feel ashamed about having a dick as well. well at least i can change one of those things...

is there anyone on your friends list who decides to air their every problem on facebook? what's the most embarrassing? what kind of people feel the need to do so?

*meaning idiot/stupid/whatever if you didn't know.

there are some folks on my facebook list that i need to delete for that reason. one girl's update is always something like "she aint shur if shes in luv but she misses him and wishes it was summr longer!!1". always the longest, most pointless messages.

yeah, they're hilarious, and it fills my heart with joy that he started so confidently and by the end of the day she had obviously told him where to go. it's brilliant.

i read that in the most southern accent i could conjure. i hope for the sake of society she is not in love and thus does not multiply with whoever the man in question is.

Unfortunately we all have to deal with cunts such as him sometime in our lives. Just gotta lol it all away.

Those just made me angry. I don't find status things funny; they're just fucking annoying. I use them about once every three months.

On a related note, some girl I haven't seen in like 6 or 7 years--her mother tried to add me. I said no. Fucking creepy. I hate Facebook.

But not as much as MySpace.

there's a girl i went to university with who always posts updates literally saying how awesome she is. she is fairly awesome though.

milf?

Not the remotest fucking bit.

there's no need to look at the mantle piece when you're stoking the fire

That is an inaccurate metaphor.

Bwahaha

A friend of mine used to have lover-like nicknames on MSN, cause he was single, like "I told myself I won't cry, but I remember your hair in my face...", or whatever. Then one day came this brillant metaphor "*** is searching his butterfly". He went with variations of this for days and weeks "where's my butterfly?" "*** is still looking for his butterfly", etc. Well then one day, eventually, a girl who's a friend of me and him put "Friendly butterfly" in her nick and he did as well, and then after a week it was "Lovely butterfly?" and then "Lovely butterfly <3".

And two weeks later: "My butterfly is gone..."

I lol'd

I know I shouldn't as they were both friends of mine but well... now I just hope they never fall on this forum :D

maybe.

why?

:D:D

i know someone who does a similar thing with his msn, except it's to give somewhat cryptic messages to his girlfriend.

They've been together for almost a year now, and they just don't talk. I joke about them having a silence fetish but i think the case is that they talk so little they can't even make the effort to dump eachother.

anyhow, his msn think will always be long the lines of "my heart trusts you but does my brain?", and i think SHE is the only person he's fooling...

ok then. if you promise not to make an embarrasment of yourself.

Think Rosie O'Donnell as a conservative Christian.

paper bag over the head?

Sigh. Sure why not.

You can all join my facebook, as long as you don't start posting things like "Melly smells". Mind you, saying that's like a red rag to a bull, eh? ;)