Cantankerous - clear your messages, please
 

...cos I have summat you'll be interested in -a My Bloody Valentine item - please PM me for more details...

done

Ta muchly - just PM'd you back.

Hi matey, could you please clear some PM's for me? Thanks again :)

perv

Quiet you, or you'll be smelling some of my sodomy, dammit!

twat

surely for "a gay", chasing a girl is kinda breaking the rules.

melly, you're traitor to your cause! :D


make him smell it! make him smell it!!

twat

:D:D:D

suffer

Wouldn't that be unnatural relations? What would the church have to say about this?

the gay pope is going to excommunicate melly.

twat

funny gay man chasing ugly skinny chick

perv

Bloody hell, man! :D I may be a pervert, but I'm a GAY pervert! Gayer than a Village People and Freddie Mercury convention, too.

twat twat

only if the reptile pope allows it.

and smelly, contrary to what his avatar makes you think, is a very complicated man. just like shaft.

okies... :rolleyes:

my guard says all gays are perverts but she's got big hands

twats