My girlfriend cheated on me
 

I'm incredibly drunk and super pissed.

What a slag.

Fuck. Getting drunk and pissed is the right move.

you should find her and give her a golden shower

Bitches be crazy

Bitches don't know what's good for them :mad:

because that's what bitches do. i don't consider myself a misoginist (spelling?), but i do believe that a good majority of women are lying whore cunt rags. i learned a phrase when i was 16 and i've stuck by it since "never trust anything that walks around bleeding for 7 days and doesn't die". you need to go out and fuck some hot chick. trust me, it'll make you feel better.

Just remember, as a musician, you've got things easier on the chick front

Oh Lee, i'm so sorry, what a horrible thing to do. Don't be miserable for too long. I have been in your situation, twice, and you will get over it.

what Rosie means to say is that she'll do you

dude, he's FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( and so are you ;) )

i'll do you too Trasher... you get decide if you want us at the same time or not

I am not sharing him with either of you

Danny now is not the time to be selfish... the man is kinda sad and angry, and he needs as many warm bodies as possible

I'm not being selfish, I'm just saying right now what he needs most is the loving digital arms of an englishman..

i can't argue that

I actually feel pretty creepy now

You should cheat on her with the same person.

I've been cheated on as well. I got drunk and pissed too. It's the only logical thing to do I think.