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sarramkrop 07.07.2008 11:31 AM

Let's talk about morons
 
I don't think it's fair that they get free housing and benefits when they are perfectly fit for work. I know some morons who live accross the road from me, they sit on the brick wall all the time smoking, swearing and generally behaving like the great unwashed, uneducated and uncaring for the more civilised citizens whose houses neighbour theirs.

You can't be unpc about them or you risk being called workingclassphobe. You can't be vocal about their ignorance 'cause apparently they have a right to live too, and give birth to a thousand obnoxious kids that the tax payer has to provide housing for. I don't mind morons, some of my best friends are. I only hear from them every few years 'cause we are, like, totally telepathic and stuff, yeah?

floatingslowly 07.07.2008 11:33 AM

I lived in Utah for 9 years. there's lots of mormons there.


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Originally Posted by sarramkrop
we are, like, totally telepathic and stuff, yeah?


I see what yr sayin'.

floatingslowly 07.07.2008 11:34 AM

^^ we call that supermarket foot.

it hails back to a time when you could walk into grocery stores without shoes on.

!@#$%! 07.07.2008 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop
I don't think it's fair that they get free housing and benefits when they are perfectly fit for work. I know some morons who live accross the road from me, they sit on the brick wall all the time smoking, swearing and generally behaving like the great unwashed, uneducated and uncaring for the more civilised citizens whose houses neighbour theirs.

You can't be unpc about them or you risk being called workingclassphobe. You can't being vocal about their ignorance 'cause apparently they have a right to live too, and give birth to a thousand obnoxious kids that the tax payer has to provide housing for. I don't mind morons, some of my best friends are. I only hear from them every few years 'cause we are, like, totally telepathic and stuff, yeah?


can't you like, farm them?

if you got them off the tobacco they'd probably make great bacon.

Toilet & Bowels 07.07.2008 11:37 AM

don't wear flip flops in the city

floatingslowly 07.07.2008 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
don't wear flip flops in the city


yeah, because that would look plain silly when you tuck yr fucking SOCKS into yr PANTS.

sarramkrop 07.07.2008 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
can't you like, farm them?

if you got them off the tobacco they'd probably make great bacon.


I was talking from the point of view of a black person, you moron.

Everyneurotic 07.07.2008 11:39 AM

hear hear!

death to morons!

!@#$%! 07.07.2008 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop
I was talking from the point of view of a black person, you moron.


black muslims who don't eat bacon or just black persons?

cos im sure they like bacon, moron.

floatingslowly 07.07.2008 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Nefeli
so what else do you remember of those times? where there any morons around? or where we too busy to notice?


I can say that without a doubt, there have been morons on this planet since at least 1971.

sarramkrop 07.07.2008 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Nefeli
good times.


bad times.


For as long as both the brick wall and the kids are not outside my door step, I don't mind who they belong to.

demonrail666 07.07.2008 11:46 AM

Morons used to be OK. they provided something for clever people to exploit and mock. But now they're in charge, and they make the rules. It's all a bit like Planet of the Apes now that I think about it (albeit a vulgar misreading of it.)

Toilet & Bowels 07.07.2008 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Nefeli
your feet are very beautiful and would look great in flipflops.:p


wear these


 

sarramkrop 07.07.2008 11:47 AM

haha

sarramkrop 07.07.2008 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Nefeli
i didnt see any joke made.

hahaha

sarramkrop 07.07.2008 12:00 PM

The problem with them is that they reproduce too fast and too soon, consequently increasing the amount of morons that inhabit the earth. For that there should be more strict control on what they do. And let's face it, the planet really is overpoulated with human vocal and physical rubbish anyway.

demonrail666 07.07.2008 12:11 PM

Something really does need to be done about morons right now. They're breeding like rats, receiving more and more privileges, reducing everything down to their level to the degree where anyone who isn't a moron is treated with suspicion.

Lester Bangs' famous notion of the 'informed moron' is, however, one I generally feel great empathy towards.

sarramkrop 07.07.2008 12:21 PM

The ability of morons to disguise themselves is the biggest threat to future generations.

demonrail666 07.07.2008 12:23 PM

Yes, but now they have no need even to disguise it. It's more the clever people that have to hide their intelligence these days. A right sorry state of affairs.

!@#$%! 07.07.2008 12:24 PM

 


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