A Novel You've Always Intended to Read.
 

I know there must be loads, but name one.

i don't like novels really
i like non fiction

tristam shandy.

ive always intended to read knots by r.d.laing since i have the hardcover first edition. never got around to it yet.

also deleuze - the fold

Da Vinci Code.

60 million people can't be wrong.

Yeah, Tristam Shandy's a good one. Feel slightly bad that I've never even flicked through it.

I keep meaning to read something by Philip Roth.

Knots is a great book. I'm a big fan of Laing.

Deleuze leaves me feeling confused and slightly exhausted. Have never managed to finish anything I've read by him.

I wouldn't bother.

The Naked and the Dead

what he means is "watch the movie instead"

Really? Why so?

pookie's love for books is no more

it was mercenary, and meretricious, after all.

If you want to see a dirty old man living out his sexual fantasies in his books.

Nothing short of old man porn.

actually i always intended to read animal farm or 1984

eh, you won't forever be a spring chicken.

better star learning the ropes.

But aren't most authors just dirty old men living out their sexual fantasies in book form anyway?

dirty old men and frigid women, that's what i thought too!

There are a lot of them. I tend to avoid them, dirty bastards.

And more power to them, I say.

someone tell me if i should bother reading these