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Get Out Of Sex & The City Card
For all the fellas out there whose lady wants to see the Sex & The City movie which opens next Friday
Writer John Kass has created a "Get OUt of Sex & The City Card" Click here to print one out for yourself |
i wonder what the g/f will say when i show mine to her
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Luckily for me, my wife despises Sex and the City as much as I do. |
that shit 'normalizes' some damned repulsive behavior.
I think that movie will flop hard after the 2nd week. |
lucky for me madame !@#$%! hates that crap as much as i do
i've got a permanent get out of sex & the shitty card!! Quote:
oh you lucky dog you lucky dog you lucky ha ha ha |
My g/f is a shoe slut, she has squealed at least 4 times in relation to the Sex & The City trailer, once at the movie theatre! hahahahah!
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I have no plans to see this movie myself, but for a bunch of "nothing is true; everthing is permitted" Hassan assassins (heehee), you boys sure do voice more than a little bit of moral objection to the content.
Am I doin' better with the new avatar, fellas? Just havin' a little fun with ya, excuse me. |
Yet another reason to enjoy bachelorhood.
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you said it! and yes, it does say something about the quality and fantasticity of aforementioned PUSSAY and it's "whippin' " abilities
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Just tell your lady that if she wants you to maintain your oft-mentioned virility, exposing you to several hours of mile-high images Sarah Jessica Parker's face is NOT GOING TO HELP THINGS.
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already tried that heartfelt appeal.
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djjj, let's go watch football.
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i myself am a "shoe slut" (as rob so aptly put it) and fashion slut living in manhattan.
however i fail to identify with that show/movie. i have one man. and that's all i need. |
I sometimes like the show, but couldn't see myself buying a ticket to watch a movie of it in a theatre. When it hits the TV though, I'm gonna be totally curled up on the sofa with a large tub of muller lite and a glass of Baileys
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![]() Those overcome by lust are punished in the Second Circle. They are the first ones to be truly punished in Hell. These souls are blown about to and fro by a violent storm, without hope of rest. This symbolizes the power of lust to blow one about needlessly and aimlessly. |
Having already made an arse of myself on another thread, can I say that I think that Ms SJ Parker looks alarmingly thin these days. If I was straight (and lord knows I'm not), I'd rather knock boots with Kim "yes I know everyone thinks she's old, but for crying out loud, don't you remember the age-experience interface thing?" Catrall.
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Isn't she originally from Huyton? I'd give that a miss if I were you. |
Senor Danny, having survived the, ahem, joys of living in Croydon, I can't imagine Huyton being any worse. Then again, if Hutyon's as crappy as New Addington, then I think I know what you mean.
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You shouldn't let your habitat lower your standards. Aim high. I'm talking high like.. gated-community high. Or a golf course. I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore.
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