America and the Afrocalypse?
 

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I know you wanted to write "Ethiocalypse."

no, actually it was from some Axe body wash add I saw that was supposed to be for "hairy" dudes and so it had a bunch of different body hair characters, one of them was a hairy bodied black dude called "Afrocalypse" and I just thought the add and the word itself is fucking too funny, but alas I could not find a picture of it online to post to share the joy.

Ah, I assumed this was political. Either way Afrocalypse sounds like a music festival to me, a rather amazing festival at that. All African music.

I was hoping this would be a blaxploitation movie.

I left it blank, so its whatever you want it to be.

afrocalypse 91, the enemy strikes black

I love that album

I'm telling you, this has all the makings to be a classic blaxploitation film. Some sort of additive is put in the water, causing everyone to grow giant Afros and listening to George Clinton 24/7. A lone white guy who only drinks milk (get it? 'cause it's white!) is the last non-fro'd man out there. He starts realizing that the Afros and George Clinton are slowly making everyone's skin darker. Oh, and the white guy's a doctor. His initials will be PHD, Phil Honky Dansbourg. He'll try to find a way to stop this racial conversion, but eventually drinks some water when he's over working himself.
Pam Grier will play his wise cracking, no-nonsense lab partner

hilarious!

Or an all-black blackmetal band. With 'fros.

hoshit brutal

why are you making fun of black people's lypse?

afro + kalýptein to cover, conceal