Yeeaaaah!!!!
 

did you grow some manly facial hairs?

So Mario, how does it feel to be an unashamedly over whored franchise?

He's not an over whored franchise... It's just that paparazzis follow him wherever he goes. Do you really think Link or Samus Aran really just save worlds and planets all the time? Bullshit if you ask me, they too play tennis, golf or cards, but no one gives a shit about.

See?

As an Italian American, I find the character of Mario to be quite offensive. No one in my family says the phrase "Mama Mia", I'm not related to any plumbers, and although I dabbled in mushrooms when I was younger, none of us promote the use of easy power-ups.

I started a Church of Mario back in the day. I even had a rosary prayer
Hail mario Full of grace
throws fireballs all over the place..

etc etc.

I would say "Thank mario!" anytime anything good happened. It lasted almost a year. No one wanted to join. they think me blasphemous.

I am ordained through the Universal Life Church

Mario Bros. Customer Advice:

"So once the two bros got into my home, all of a sudden turtles began to get off the pipes of my house, then suddenly the guy in red took a mushroom and jumped into the ceiling, eventually breaking a brick! I'll never call Mario Bros. back!"

That's unfair :(

He's meant a plumber but he's clearly a incompentent plumber if he goes around breaking bricks in peoples' houses and arrives to work on mushrooms.

Hey! In Mario Sunshine he was off the goofy caps and was providing a public service! Sure we wasted more usable water than a shower left on for seven years but the place was sparkling!

Sparkling I Say!

Mario is our protector

did you say protractor?

I prefer squares, sorry



They seem more angular