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Dead-Air 03.24.2008 05:25 PM

Dr. Death for Senate!
 
At Last a Candidate We Can Get Behind!

Lurker 03.24.2008 05:27 PM

Good for him.

!@#$%! 03.24.2008 05:32 PM

good for michigan if he gets elected

krastian 03.24.2008 05:36 PM

Running on the "get out of Iraq, let's get all get high and kill ourselves peacefully" ticket.

Lurker 03.24.2008 05:41 PM

I suppose if he wins the headlines will say "Senate Dr For Death".

Dead-Air 03.24.2008 10:24 PM

I just wonder if the AARP will endorse him or not!

Rob Instigator 03.25.2008 08:39 AM

I have always admired Dr. Kevorkian. I have read his work since high school.

mangajunky 03.25.2008 08:43 AM

I love to be an asshole so I just wanted to point out that he's running for Congress and not the Senate. It's a little easier to get into Congress.

Lurker 03.25.2008 08:51 AM

I didn't pay any attention to that, I don't know the difference, I'm British.

pbradley 03.25.2008 09:03 AM

I kind of wish Strom Thurmond was still alive.

So Kevorkian could ease his passing.

Anyways, I'm favorable to physician-assisted suicide but Kevorkian just looks evil. Like bat boy.

 


 

!@#$%! 03.25.2008 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pbradley
I kind of wish Strom Thurmond was still alive.

So Kevorkian could ease his passing.

Anyways, I'm favorable to physician-assisted suicide but Kevorkian just looks evil. Like bat boy.


 





i dont think he's evil but he seems to favor a certain mr. rogers look

 


 

tesla69 03.25.2008 11:13 AM

then on the other hand there's the guy who legally changed his name to Pro-life.

I wonder if I could change my name to Kill All Fascists. I would request that I be paged in airports and bars.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 03.25.2008 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Dead-Air


i prefer to cast my vote with


 




Buried the last bodies in Canada
In Toronto, I used to jerk off in a ten room condo
with serious surgery Dr. Dooom workin in the office building
Drivin some Bronco like O.J. Simpson



Nervous
smokin a pack of Winston's
With twenty-seven dead people in Pontiac, Michigan
Twenty-eight in Denver, twenty-eight I can't remember
Walkin through a town called Gatesville
You suckers out there know how Norman Bates feel
Take that body and bag it, then I'm outta sight!
Hey what's that smell down there?
Take that body and bag it, then I'm outta sight!
Hey what's that smell down there?
Take that body and bag it, then I'm outta sight!
Hey what's that smell down there?
Take that body and bag it, then I'm outta sight!
Hey what's that smell down there?
Take that body and bag it, then I'm outta sight!
From a little town, that's right a tore down house
with some real estate in Peatskill
I ran a meat market behind Johnny Rocket's
Paid truckers to haul body pieces from the East to the West
with the devil branded on your chest
I had to step up and the judge wrote confess
Watch the whole Arkansas Kansas City testify
against my lies and my alibis, I was suprised
My lawyers dressed in black
and a Rolls Royce buried in the back
Arms missing, knees cut down to the knubs
All I had was people to grub
Stories to tell to the Enquirer
how I set a bunch of people in the nightclub on fire
My intention was to get even like Spielberg
Throw like Stephen King, Children of the Corn on a swing
I stuck needles in your face like Pinhead
You been dead for eighty hours in a college dorm
with a thunderstorm, lightning with big bolts
I used to hang with Jim Jones before he started the cults
The SSA, the Sacrifice and Serve-it Angle
I'm the next strangler
Take that body and bag it, then I'm outta sight!
Hey what's that smell down there?
Take that body and bag it, then I'm outta sight!
Hey what's that smell down there?
Take that body and bag it, then I'm outta sight!
Hey what's that smell down there?
Take that body and bag it, then I'm outta sight!
Hey what's that smell down there?

!@#$%! 03.25.2008 11:47 AM

im ready to euthanize my eyes

Rob Instigator 03.25.2008 12:19 PM

Kevorkian paints some freaky shit
 


 

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 03.25.2008 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
Kevorkian paints some freaky shit

 



 


most serial killers do.

Rob Instigator 03.25.2008 12:35 PM

kevorkian has not killed anyone. he has helped others kill themselves, something which should be an inalienable human right. we shoul be able to die as we see fit. fuck the churches and thelaws and the bullshit "morality" that tells us a human has to endure the fucking HORRID pain and sufferuing iof a chronic illness.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 03.25.2008 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
kevorkian has not killed anyone. he has helped others kill themselves, something which should be an inalienable human right. we shoul be able to die as we see fit. fuck the churches and thelaws and the bullshit "morality" that tells us a human has to endure the fucking HORRID pain and sufferuing iof a chronic illness.


dude you are fucking crazy, nobody should have the right to assist in a suicide. that is just fucking nuts, all bullshit aside, who should we give the authority to do such an act? seriously, look at what you are talking about. the world is full of horid pain everywhere. should people who are starving or homeless or diseased just off themselves just because it is easier?

assisted suicide is like the penultimate symbol of the backwardsness of american so-called medicine, which perpetuatly treats the symptom and not the disease, and further ignore prevention in the name of profit. fuck that shit, I-man won't stand for it.

life is suffering, sorry, I didn't make this shit up. teach it to yr children well, lest they become hopeless and forlorn, with their broken heart in hand trying to make sense of the world...

if we just let people go around helping each other kill each other, what the fuck kind of place would that be?

"where is the love, to be found? I tell you that life, sweet life, has got to here, in this ya concrete jungle..."

Lurker 03.25.2008 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
kevorkian has not killed anyone. he has helped others kill themselves, something which should be an inalienable human right. we shoul be able to die as we see fit. fuck the churches and thelaws and the bullshit "morality" that tells us a human has to endure the fucking HORRID pain and sufferuing iof a chronic illness.



I agree with you, just only for people who are completely right in the head.

Lurker 03.25.2008 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous
dude you are fucking crazy, nobody should have the right to assist in a suicide. that is just fucking nuts, all bullshit aside, who should we give the authority to do such an act? seriously, look at what you are talking about. the world is full of horid pain everywhere. should people who are starving or homeless or diseased just off themselves just because it is easier?

assisted suicide is like the penultimate symbol of the backwardsness of american so-called medicine, which perpetuatly treats the symptom and not the disease, and further ignore prevention in the name of profit. fuck that shit, I-man won't stand for it.

life is suffering, sorry, I didn't make this shit up. if we just let people go around helping each other kill each other, what the fuck kind of place would that be?

"where is the love, to be found? I tell you that life, sweet life, has got to here, in this ya concrete jungle..."





What the fuck are talking about? If people who were starving wanted to kill themselves they would have done it already, idiot. And what would be wrong with that anyway? It's their choice.


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