As I type this
 

I am defecating. Laptops rule.
Does anyone else partake in the awesome passtime of shit-surfing?

haha
hmm, if i poop i poop pretty quickly so no need for a laptop or book for me

It always takes me awhile for some reason. I probably have cancer or something.
Tiger (felis catus) is sitting on the bathroom sink watching me.

i wonder what complaints this thread will get
im sure it wont be anything new

i like to read thrasher while i poo.

very joycean.

is your last name bloom?

ps- something stinks

When I poop, I just poop. When I'm here, I'm just here.

Zen pooping. Zen typing.

wow.

very zen.

I have a book on the philosophy of James Bond in my bathroom. I've read it over time and again but I always glance over it while dropping the kids off at the pool.

When I poop I study geography with my shower curtain that has a map of the world on it.

thats a great shower curtain

i usually bring my laptop in, yes.

although I have the technical abilty to do so, I would not wish to have floating poo particles touching my touchscreen.

no way, josé.

i usually have to hold myself down... i probably have a strong sphincter or something... shoots those turds out real quick

just please dont talk on the phone while crapping. so very wrong.

That's awesome. I don't like how it's black though, it would be better blue. But they seem to have made a lot of the countries blue...

It's clear. We have a very dark blue curtain behind it. All inland bodies of water are blue.

That's where I draw the line. That's just tacky.

I'm suddenly frightened by the sheer volume of what I read on the internet being written while on the toilet. That really is something I wish I could not think about.

Edit: What a waste of a 1,000th post.