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Would you have sex with Ralph Macchio?
italian-american, still boyish-looking... and cult fame in spades... this shouldn't be a hard sell, or is it?
currently  to entice you with good memories  |
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so when are you going to finally come out of the closet? is this a hint? let it out already... |
Only if Scarlett Johanson came.
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i wouldn't come out to you i don't think... i think the lack of a proper christian name would make me feel uncomfortable... sorry !@#$%! |
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you're the one who needs to come out of the closet! youve got mammaries on the brain my good man |
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to my eyes you come out every day, but anyway, one day you'll discover yourself, etc. happiness. |
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hypothetically speaking, if i came out in the next few days... is there an invitation to the SYGHCSP [SY Gossip Hot Chick Slumber Party] waiting for me? |
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ha ha, you'll have to ask kegmama-- i'm the pervert with the binoculars outside the window |
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Sorry there is only one guy with the lisp that is invited, and that is me. |
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since she can see you staring at her, can you ask her? you're fluent in morse code i presume...? and i imagine you have a flashlight handy |
Sweep the leg.
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No, though this doesn't stop me from thinking he is a handsome fellow. By that photo at least.
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NO.
Cobra Kai > Ralphie/Daniel-san  yr mama wax on/wacks off. |
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you like the blonde dude? |
the "dude", no. the "asskicking", yes.
fuck some swooping crane stylee. |
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they're fucking brutal, but fuck no, man. Daniel-san and Sensei can kick their asses!!! |
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...i'd do the karate kid.... with or without the babe. but if she was there, there'd be no "if" in front of "scarlett johanson came." |
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what about if mr miyagi joined you as well? |
i think you know very well the answer to this question
"fuck no!" however i would bang the RZA in a second because wu tang clan is something to fuck with |
c.r.e.a.m.?
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