best friends..
 

tell me about yours.

my current best friend is a selfish asshole. probably why i love him. he was raised pentacostal and is always stoned. these are his two excuses for everything. "i'm sorry! i was raised pentacostal!" or... "i'm sorry! i'm stoned!" :rolleyes: he's a lady's man and i'm a man's woman.... i think we get along perfectly because of this. we go out and i bust his balls the entire time.

my best girl friends are brown girls. one is seminole and one is thai. both absolutely beautiful. the seminole is probably as spoiled as me. her daddy was an okie senator and now is chief of the seminole tribe. he put the indian on top of our capitol. she has a rockabilly band, but will never admit to this... and a 3 legged cat! we talk shit. lots and lots of shit. the thai girl is rotten and brilliant. we don't drink together as much because she was recently diagnosed with a shitty disease. she has a nastly little chihuahua that licks his red rocket constantly. she lives with the other girl and we also talk shit. lots and lots of shit. the 4 of us have a book club. a super secret book club (we kick people out and tell them the book club is finished when it's not) ... which has devolved into monday night drinking... when the point was to not drink. ahhh well.

i love my friends. (apologies... was drinking with the friends)

tell me about yours. srsly.

I have none, they are all bastards.

everyone is a bastard. for serious.

i am.

True, no it is that all my friends are scattered and have no car. And living in L.A. with not car, forget it.

i am, literally, a bastard.

my best friend is far more charming and outgoing than i. we balance each other out.

IMPOSSIBLE!

i'm not charming at all. or outgoing for that matter. i imagine it would be a lot different knowing me in person.

My best male friend is completely different to me, I don't really know why we're best friends. He doesn't really care about school, and when I tell him that he should do his assignment or pay attention in class he accuses me of "mothering" him.
He recently asked me if catholic was a christian religion, I told him yes, then he said he was catholic. He discovered that I don't really believe in god, so he now calls me an atheist, like it is something evil.

that is so odd.

er, I dont have many friends atm. it sucks a bit but Im working on it.

I go through stages of having more guy friends and having more girl friends. Apparently at the moment Im in a no friends stage tho. haha.

I miss getting drunk with my friends so, so badly. :(

perhaps I should start less things with "I"

getting drunk with friends is the best. i always had more guy friends until recently.. now i know more girls... even though i'm closest to the "male" one.

for the record, i do want to state that floating is my best friend, but he almost doesn't count because he's just a part of me... if that makes sense.

Both of you are the same bot? Kidding, I know what you mean.

pssh. i'm way cooler. even he knows that. ;)

my last 'set' of friends have been more girl.. but they kind of mostly got dumped due to bitchiness. it was nice before that tho. it was like family and siblings kind of. but drunken and all in the same bed in a non sexual way.

but Im talking a little bit with one of them again.. and there is this columbian chica in my class that is supremely gorgeous.

I used to have a female best friend, who was cool. We would laugh at everything, and anything. There was a time when we laughed so hard I threw up.

I laugh till i hurt or almost pee. but never throw up?!?!

i have no idea why i like girls so much now. i didn't used to like their company, but now i feel like they "get" me.

I have girl friends so that I have someone to make out with when Im drunk.

eeew..ewww. ew!


gay!!!!

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